To desire, perform or indulge in sexually perverse activities due to a societal distortion. Eventually forcing or pushing unsuspecting victims into the path of similar sexual perversions in an effort to grow it as a societal norm. It's not gay, it's much worse.
by Alpinta December 26, 2023
Get the faggot vampiremug. Used to describe a male who is so trailblazing enticing he converts all straight males around him into being gay aswell
"Have you seen Theodore? I swear, he's such a gay vampire, every straight guy he hangs around he ends up turning gay"
by GryffindorSimp991 July 12, 2023
Get the Gay Vampiremug. Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before. Fuck you too you fucking solipsist. Isn't it funny how people who surround themselves with sycophants and people on the payroll are always the self-appointed arbiters morality? Self appointed arbiters of good people and bad people but they're fucking solipsistic to the core. Like the role of other people in life is to be pleasant to they can "live their best life"
Hym "Yup, it's the energy vampires. Not the fucking solipsists who think they're fucking better than you. 'WhY aRe YoU tRyInG tO ComPeTe WiTh Me!? I'm JuSt TrYiNg To LiVe My LiTtLe SoLiPsItIc LiFe WiThOuT hAvInG tO fEeL bAd!' Can't ever be you, can it? Can't be you who is the piece of shit, can it? It's always somebody else. It's not the people trying to abscond other the solution to A.I. Not the people imposing schizophrenia. You don't ever have to do anything. It wouldn't ever be you 'BeCaUsE yOuR bEhAvIoR.' You're trash. Absolute garbo."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
Get the Energy Vampiremug. Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.
Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!
by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020
Get the Vampire Jointmug. by Colossal Horse July 2, 2020
Get the Vampire Dickmug. by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021
Get the vampire diaries sexualmug. Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
Get the Vampire Herpesmug.