Unfairtrade

Goods not sourced ethically, the production of which may involve exploitation of workers by companies or middle-men. The opposite of fairtrade.

Unfairtrade goods are usually cheaper than fairtrade goods as no premium is paid to ensure the producer gets a fair price for the product.

"Shall we buy the fairtrade?"

"Nah. The unfairtrade is $2 cheaper."

by Papfox August 27, 2009

Unfounded Suicide

A suicide that seems to particularly lack a point.

Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit

"He was just promoted" "Yeah, It seemed like a bit of an unfounded suicide."

by Eddeezy September 28, 2009

Unfuckable-uhcable

A word used to describe an action that is not achievable at the time. Usually at a drunk stage when it seems like you can do something and are sure you can; so sure that there is no way you could mess it up. Usually used when drunk off Iced Tea and Ginger Ale or lemanade. (This could be used as a verb only when drunk; Sober it just doesnt make sense and just proves you are a stupid piece of shit of a person, not funny at all) Using this word out of context could bring mean you need a to get a new life.

Sober friend "Dude give me ur keys, u cant drive tonight, ur going to fuck us up."

Drunk Friend "Nah man, i aint drunk. i could still drive this shit all the way back to campus. i got this, its unfuckable-uhcable.(burp)"

Cop "Your under arrest. Driving drunk was be fuckable-uhcable of you. You guys are fuckin stupid."

Boy A "Are u goin to try to make water while your drunk, u shouldnt do that"
Boy B "Hells yea dude, its not that hard, its like unfuckable-uhcable-uhcable."

by Franky JSkinny siete tres cinc October 3, 2009

unfurloughing

The act of returning to one's company and undoing all the damage that came as result of one's mandatory leave of absence without pay.

Biff returned to the office after his mandatory leave of absence without pay and was unable to fulfill Margo's request because he was busy "unfurloughing."

by Gern Blanceton October 20, 2009

Unfunkifie

The process by which a person can get themselves out of or be removed from "Feeling in a Funk".

Feeling down in a funk, Teresa was able to unfunkifie herself with a trip to the Zoo.

by Mr. Tabasco May 18, 2010

Unfbable

Something that CANNOT go on Facebook. Ever.

Guy: He just sent me a picture from last night. I was the only one clothed, but I was wearing a dress.
Girl: Lmao
Guy: Don't put that on facebook.
Girl: Nah, that's unfbable.

by TheGizRomance August 13, 2010

unfriendlikelys

People you are likely to unfriend on a social networking site

I need to weed out some clutter on my friend's list, so I will start with the unfriendlikelys first.

by NuclearBabe September 1, 2010