Turtle Guy

that guy you met on social media. pretends to be your age and share the same interests with you. Most likely a lot older than you. What a turtle guy. that person who seems like a wannabe normie.

"I met some nice people on discord yesterday, but this one guy seemed a bit suspicious. I think I'm gonna stay away from that turtle guy."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."

Turtle Guy by word geniusss XD June 30, 2020

Dick Turtle 

1.The dick of the turtle animal.

2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.

Hello Chirs i've notice that you are quite a Dick Turtle.

Dick Turtle by fgkiller February 16, 2010

Curb Turtle 

A fat prostitute who sits on the side of the road, waiting to be picked up.

"Look at that fat hooker, who would pick her up?" said Jim
"Yeah, what a curb turtle!" Exclaimed Todd

Curb Turtle by Flakass May 10, 2010

Cripple turtle 

A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect.

Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead.

Cripple turtle by PONY, the Founder September 20, 2010

Sloppy Turtle 

Something characterized by qualities similar to that of the Florida soft shell turtle, namely a revolting physique, distinct lack of personal hygiene, and miserably aggressive personality.

Stop harassing the children and eating their lunches you Sloppy Turtle!

Sloppy Turtle by Marcie211 October 9, 2014

Gay Turtle 

When you are a gay turle you are gay af and have no social life freinds or other means of expressing yourself besides saying ur a gay turtle

Lou is the big gay, gay turtle.

Gay Turtle by BIGSTRAIGHT February 7, 2019

Torturing The Turtle 

Excesive Compulsive Masterbation

"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."

Torturing The Turtle by Matlor March 6, 2008