Trumpet

From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.

"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."

Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."

Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.

by Kalgores October 30, 2019

TrumPet

A rank-and-file supporter of Donald Trump.

I can't believe my favorite uncle has become a TrumPet.

by Texano November 10, 2019

Trumpet

The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.

Saxophones: Oh hey how are y-
Trumpets: LALALALA SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND DIE

by TrumpetsAreBetter February 7, 2020

trumpression

the Trump depression is short for trumpression.

Maybe we will meet trumpression.

by Aoerz March 17, 2020

TrumpStreet Syndrome

Covers all idiotic, moronic, kleptomaniac, lying assholes.

While folks are going out their front door to yell and clap support for healthcare workers , she was going in their back door to steal from them. She had TrumpStreet Syndrome.

by Fu friend March 28, 2020

Trumpet

Selfish Trump supporting puppets.

Person 1: Can you fucking believe how selfish these people are?

Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.

Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.

Person 2: Trumpet fucks?

Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.

by Daveeeed NYC May 10, 2020

Trumpet

Similar to a muppet but someone who is incapable of accomplishing even the simplest of tasks.

I sent him the document with the critical information, but he didn't even bother to read it. He's such a trumpet.

by Diogenes of Mayberry May 13, 2020