Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.
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A person equivalent to a stick in the mud thats only purpose is to be an impediment to forward movement
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1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;
2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.
1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;
2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.
I had a date to study the fruit of the Tree Of Knowledge with my ex after we got back together, and that stupid dead dumb fuck gave me the God damn Herpes! His piece of shit ass fucked her piece of shit cunt and came out with herpes of shit lifetime of deadly disease! If only I chose to Heed God's warning I'd still have my life in the garden.
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