Toker Night

An evening filled with playing cards and smoking pot with friends.

person 1: Hey, man, remember this Friday is toker night. You in?

person 2: Oh yeah, sweet. I'll bring the weed this time.

by JewCurls November 20, 2013

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Mashing the castle towers

Two guys ramming their penis' together

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"

by Smith Master Flex July 12, 2012

Gawds Awful Towers

A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.

Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?

Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok

Person 1: bruh

by somethingofwhatever November 16, 2019

weiner towel

The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.

Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.

by txoyster May 15, 2010

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

by fmitga July 19, 2011

cum towel

a towel, cloth or other such material usually relegated to use primarily as a repeated method for a guy to ejaculate into, or to wipe up his spack after he has cummed. Usually becomes hardened and stiff in appearance.

Ahren's cum towel became hard and round as a baseball after the repeated loads he shot into it.

After jerking off Brian reached out for his trusty cum towel.

by marathon September 12, 2006