Tooth-Quick

An automatic toothpick dispenser (noun)

"Would you mind passing me the Tooth-Quick? There is something stuck in my teeth."

by Theonidas February 20, 2019

Toothpasting

When you nut and it comes out blue and minty

I realized after toothpasting on kellies face I didn't have to clean up because it was minty fresh.

by FuccNutt April 29, 2019

toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

tooth nut

The act whitening your woman’s teeth with jizz. She smiles as you nut on her grill.

No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!

by El Conquistador May 15, 2019

Tooth Jam

The build up of food (usually crisps or nuts) that’s stuck in the teeth at the back of someone’s mouth.

“Eeurgh, just snogged a girl, and she had some proper tooth jam going on, cheese and onion I think.....”

by Yiddo75 October 4, 2019

Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

toothill

i rubbish school that has bare dickheads in it and all the teachers are nonces

toothill never send your kids there it’s shit man

by kle November 29, 2020