hunting unicorns

Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.

Jill’s still single because she’s hunting unicorns.

by autrsc June 2, 2018

unicorn shit

Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit

This is unicorn shit!

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

Zee-unicorn

Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.

Oi mate.. guess what? That german backpacker sure gave me zee-unicorn of the century.

by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

Stuffed unicorn

When two guys are having sex and the one behind is big enough to that it fills the second penis up thus making it erect

Was hanging out with my buds and one of them gave me my first "Stuffed Unicorn"

by Squirrel_Breath April 12, 2017

Unicorn ride

Share ride, is getting a short trip but get paid way more than what it should be

I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride

by Erickom May 7, 2018

Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.

Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?

by I AM THE DESTROYER OF MAN June 8, 2016

massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016