When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
by ppwned May 13, 2021
Get the knock on some doorsmug. by T592423 May 31, 2018
Get the knocking the bats out of the cavemug. by Yourboiallen June 4, 2019
Get the Knockingmug. Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.
It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.
To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.
It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.
To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.
Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"
To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.
"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.
To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.
"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.
by Black-Ice-Bandit October 8, 2008
Get the Bench Knockingmug. No, I didn’t sleep with your boyfriend, I just stopped by for a “knock n’ talk”.
“What are you doing tonight?” “Oh, I thought I’d do some ‘knock n’ talks’”
He’s not my boyfriend. That was just a “knock n’ talk”.
“What are you doing tonight?” “Oh, I thought I’d do some ‘knock n’ talks’”
He’s not my boyfriend. That was just a “knock n’ talk”.
by Romeo911 January 31, 2020
Get the Knock n’ talkmug. When you get KO'd by an attack that you should've survived, had it not landed a critical hit.
CKO for short.
CKO for short.
Game: Enemy attacks!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!
by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018
Get the Critical Knock-Outmug. 