father

something i dont have and never will

my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job

by where my dad go? March 07, 2023

Father Fragrance

Father Fragrance can emit any smell and just snap his fingers and he will smell like that thing he imagined

Father Fragrance smells like grilled cheese.

by Fragrance MAN April 12, 2023

Father addie

A term used by lesser beings to describe someone more powerful with the name addison also can be used in a sexual way

I’m sorry father addie for I have sinned

by Creamy_father May 26, 2022

Father of Asahd

It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.

Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?

DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.

Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?

DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-

Person: Just shut up.

by Shitacious November 12, 2020

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 24, 2025

Father Wristmas

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

e-father

A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).

This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.

My e-father helped me out with some advice

by y0hami May 27, 2024