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Elite Taco 

A vagina that is definitively high quality. This term is usually used by women on TikTok who most likely have a vagina that is questionable or of low quality.
All by boyfriends love pounding my elite taco!

My chiropractor bills are way too high because my man loves my elite taco.

Dude, I thoroughly enjoyed your mom’s elite taco last night.
Elite Taco by Actraiser December 23, 2022
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Peanut Butter Taco Lunch

When a person squats over a woman's vagina and gently lays his/her fecal matter along the labia.
I gave my girl friend a peanut butter taco lunch last night.

Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat 

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.
Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!

bitch ass taco 

A taco that will fuck up your within minutes by turning your asshole into a diarrhea cannon.
I ate a bitch ass taco today and my day went to shit, literally.

naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption
Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)
naked egg taco by Walter Mai Tai November 14, 2017

Stick my churro in your soft taco 

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.
Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"

Toledo Taco 

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.
PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.
Toledo Taco by T Town Playas January 28, 2006