Closeted Erectosexual

When you get a massive amount of dog mud on your frontal and eternal.

Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.

by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018

closet buddy

One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet

Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me

by angrypod147 January 26, 2019

Closet Creeper

A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.

Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.

by Groovious February 9, 2019

closet creative

1) one who nurtures their creative spirit despite societal pressures to suppress it.

2) a creative individual trapped in an uncreative career/degree.

We just caught Chad doing pottery on his lunch break! Who knew he was a closet creative?

David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs & recreational DJ, is the ultimate closet creative.

by Harvard Language Department February 12, 2019

tight closet

A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room

that girl has a tight closet

by Marty I’m scared February 13, 2019

Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.

Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.

by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018

closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off

Mark is such a closet hopper

by Assclapper6969 July 4, 2019