Syntax Error

A Syntax Error is when you approach a seemingly good-looking woman in hopes off getting some ass. However when you are within close proximity to her you realize she is in fact ugly, fat, or both.

I wasn't wearing my glasses when I went to get that girls phone number. I thought she was cute, but my friends informed me that I had made Syntax Error.

by Original Polish Gangster January 19, 2005

system of a down

One of the worse bands in the nu-metal scene. Yes. Nu-metal sucks. But not all nu-metal bands suck as as much as the axis of evil, slipknot, korn, SOAD, and some other shitty band I forgot.
It's actually amusing how some SOAD fans represented all "SOAD haters" as backstreet boy fans, or eminem/britney spears fans. Well, I'm not a fan of any of those above. But let me tell you this, the Backstreet Boys had a much larger impact on the 90ties pop music culture than SOAD had on any music scene in their whole career, and unlike SOAD, the Backstreet Boys have fucking talent.
And like SOAD is the "best metal band evar" or "omgz so hardcore", these posers and fugly faggoths are insulting the very air that metal fans breathe(although, it's a commonly known fact that 50% of the SOAD fans are the 9 million armenians around the world, regardless of what music they like, SOAD rocks(moar liek sucks), amirite?).

Faggoth:"Damn, Toxicity is so hardcore!"
Me:"Ever considered to wipe the smear of armenian cum off your ears and listen to some Kreator?"
Faggoth/Poser:"You asshole how can u insult SOAD I'm so gonna raep u kill u eat ur guts u fucker"

Poser:"System of a Down rocks!"
Any sensible person with taste in music:"GTFO."

by Flagofhate October 21, 2009

system of a down fan

Idiots who think hust because a song is trying to make a political point it sounds good. Generaly instigated by a lack of an educated taste in music, or inspired by peers and therefore sanctified as "cool".System of a down is repetative meaningless bullshit. Often the fans dont care about the political points and like the screaming and emo-like crap.

1.James liked system of a down, so that made Chris like system of a down, which made Ross like System of a down. He's a system of a down fan

2Ross likes SOAD, but that doesnt count coz hes a stupid oaf.

by anonymous1923 August 31, 2006

the system

The system is an unexplained phenomenon that Karma uses to get back at its victims through the stupidity of the people around them. People not familiar with the system cannot comprehend its magnitude or what exactly it controls in our everyday lives. The system cannot be controlled we are all under its rule. Beware the system.

" Man that wasnt stupidity that was the system,"

by I cant handle the system December 7, 2016

Dutch Sprinkler System

When you are doing a girl well from behind and she releases a large quantity of liquid that smells like urine all over your bed

Doing her well from behind set off the 'ol dutch sprinkler system

by Joran van der Sloot March 10, 2008

Do-able Decimal System

Do-able Decimal System

A categorical system used to rank someone on your desire to engage in sex with them. Most commonly ranked between 0 (lowest) and 10 (highest) but can also be categorized by celebrities such as Roseanne (lowest) and Anna Kournikova (highest).

Look at that girl over there. On the do-able decimal system she is a Roseanne.

by matixbrownshirt August 5, 2004

Weekend immune system

Hungover/dead in various parts of body

Weekend immune system got me dead

by rootentootenputin February 24, 2019