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Strawberry milkshake

I am not going to write in this box and if I do it will be a lie
Strawberry milkshake
Strawberry milkshake by Hotcock007 October 23, 2017

Strawberry starfish

Justin: So how'd you go with that guy last night?
Matt: It was all shits and gigs until he gave me a strawberry starfish

Strawberry Pubes 

Strawberry pubes is referring to a ginger or daywalker with reddish strawberry blonde hair that would indicate their pubes would also have a strawberry tint. People that dye their pubes are considered "False Pubes" and are not of the strawberry variety. Strawberry pubes have a specific taste when consumed in a pipe or when eaten, but generally have a flavor of the crisp variety. From pure bred gingers, you will often get flavors and aromas of strawberry rhubarb-crisp, apple crisp, and depending on the size and weight of the individual you will sometimes get Cookie Crisp. False Pubes generally taste like nail polish and dog shit.
I ate out a ginger chick from school yesterday and her strawberry pubes got stuck in my teeth. Her asshole was more red than pink.
Strawberry Pubes by Uncle Renegade November 16, 2017

strawberry fruli 

When you stick a few strawberries into a girls vagina, fuck her, then drink all the juices that come out. Also a type of beer.
I just hit the grocery store so I can strawberry Fruli Daniella tonight!
strawberry fruli by Brownrobbie December 6, 2017

Strawberry Hipster Froyo 

When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.
Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!
Strawberry Hipster Froyo by VelStod December 21, 2017

Strawberry Shortcake 

A Strawberry Shortcake is when a woman is on her period and rides a mans face until climax. Thus making a "Strawberry Shortcake"
Man: Sit on this face bitch.

Woman: I can't I'm on the rag!

Man: It's ok, I've been craving some Strawberry Shortcake anyway!