Russell Steven

The common misinterpretation of chocolate manufacturing brand Russell Stover. The cursive on the wrappers can be difficult to read, so you may have been reading the brand's name wrong all along.

Mmm, some Russell Steven chocolates are just what I need to get me in the holiday spirit.

by Sashay Away December 25, 2020

dirty steven

An extremely perverted high school teenage male that has a fetish for Japanese anime, Ramen noodles and Asian chicks. Often grabs people's asses, male or female.

He's got a mirror under that Asian girl's skirt! He's such a dirty Steven!

by Morticia March 17, 2005

Even Steven

When a girls gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.

"That chick Sabastien brought home was an even steven. I couldn't tell where her boobs ended and stomach began"

by Andrew & Erik June 11, 2008

Not Even Steven

A phrase used to denyor reject something during a dispute or a conversation even though the recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".

See also not even

Jimmy: "Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I gotz to go finishing knitting my sweater yo!"

by hydragyrum January 10, 2005

Pulling A Steven

Fucking said bitch in the first day you two meet

I just met this girl named jasmine and I feel like pulling a steven

by HappyButtPlug May 12, 2014

Greasy Steven

A sexual act in which the male partner injects boiling fish oil into his anus, and then goes and poops it out into his sexual partners mouth. The deficator then proceeds to eat it out of the mouth.

"Bitch, I'm gonna give you a greasy Steven"

by Dildololo & Buttsex Bill December 17, 2011

A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019