Thievin’ Steven 

The act, during a cornhole game, of “accidentally” miscounting the score in your own favor.

“Wait, wait . . . You only have 12, not 13. Don’t pull a Thievin’ Steven.”

Thievin’ Steven by HandsomeHamburgers October 31, 2019

Even Steven 

A type of person who can neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. When one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to balance out the person's life.

I think I'm even steven. A car ran over my shoulder, but when I was in the hospital I met this luscious babe.

Even Steven by SuppleMan3000 October 13, 2009

Russell Steven 

The common misinterpretation of chocolate manufacturing brand Russell Stover. The cursive on the wrappers can be difficult to read, so you may have been reading the brand's name wrong all along.

Mmm, some Russell Steven chocolates are just what I need to get me in the holiday spirit.

Russell Steven by Sashay Away December 25, 2020

dirty steven 

An extremely perverted high school teenage male that has a fetish for Japanese anime, Ramen noodles and Asian chicks. Often grabs people's asses, male or female.

He's got a mirror under that Asian girl's skirt! He's such a dirty Steven!

dirty steven by Morticia March 17, 2005

Even Steven 

When a girls gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.

"That chick Sabastien brought home was an even steven. I couldn't tell where her boobs ended and stomach began"

Even Steven by Andrew & Erik June 11, 2008

Not Even Steven 

A phrase used to denyor reject something during a dispute or a conversation even though the recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".

See also not even

Jimmy: "Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I gotz to go finishing knitting my sweater yo!"

Not Even Steven by hydragyrum January 10, 2005

Pulling A Steven 

Fucking said bitch in the first day you two meet

I just met this girl named jasmine and I feel like pulling a steven

Pulling A Steven by HappyButtPlug May 12, 2014