screamo

An emo band lacking enough talent to play decent music and/or an emo band with a vocalist that lacks the talent to whine melodically. Many screamo bands simply make a horrible racket while the kid with the microphone screams like a spoiled child having a tantrum in the supermarket; not fast enough to be considered grindcore. Other screamo bands play homongenized, emo-pop music, alternating mellodic whiny, self-depreciating and contrived lyrics with a screaming back-up vocalist who usually repeats the first vocalist's drama-rants.

I went to the screamo concert the other day and soon realized it was just a screaming kid banging on pots and pans in the store. It actually sounded better than the screamo concert going on at Tantrumcore Records.

by Marcus Solomon December 15, 2007

spreaders

Spec. south london ghetto slang

n. Homies or friends that big you up in any way

from. Spreading the word

"My spreaders got me a rep up in Soho."

by McKenzie January 22, 2005

spread eags

having a woman's legs partitioned to their full capacity, generally in a sexual context; short for spread eagle

My best friend's mom was waiting for me on the couch, completely nude and spread eags, as if she was about to give birth.

by bassmastamike May 10, 2009

spread them cheeks like butter

when thy is in intercourse with a female and dedicates his time to spread thy women's legs to insert the buttery cock into thy woman

bro talking to other bro: "bro last night i totally spread them cheeks like butter"

by ripper38 November 19, 2018

Screamo

Screamo is emo kids trying to be metal, P.S. it doesn't work you still suck.

emo kid: screamo is the best type of metal

metalhead: shut up loser, screamo is gay and not metal, real metal is dio, slayer, iron maiden, pantera, and anthrax

by Rockin' Monster March 5, 2011

the screaming seagull

This is when you fucking a girl on the beach and you pull out put your dick in the sand then re Insert it in the girl

Dude that girl screamed like a seagull when I put my sandy dick in her and she screamed like the screaming seagull

by Memphisr300 October 24, 2013

screamer

A scary practical joke where the victim watches a video.
They watch THE VIDEO.
So, they are forced to watch the whole video, when suddenly, a loud scream with a scary image pops up on the victim. The victim is now scared.

Jim: i just watched a video. but a screamer popped up! AAAAAAHHHHH!11!11!!SHIFT+1!!!11

by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010