rusty spoon

Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.

The rusty spoon gets me every time.

by Meyerd3 September 21, 2015

spoonage

attending wetherspoons pub, usually very often.

"You up for spoonage tonight"

"The plan tonight is a bit of spoonage i hear"

by jasminda-govinda April 21, 2009

Spoon

When the GM gives a Sales Person a free deal

Garth Hamers gets at least 5 spoons a month

by David Alan CLark December 23, 2007

Tuna spoon

A powerful sex move destroying the womans reproductive organs with a can of tuna.

Yeah, i tuna spooned Katie last night.
She died at the hospital

by Lilswippax November 7, 2019

spoon jaw

Nigger that has a large out hanging jaw that looks like an ape.

That Spoon Jaw should be hanging from a vine.

by Cletus T. Brown June 11, 2006

spoon shank

a broken bottle used as a weapon by an african american; also known as nigger knife.

that black fella at the bar cut up charlie with spoon shank

by toneer June 2, 2008

spookable

Term used primarily by gay men.

Someone attempting to pass for the opposite gender, but is not succeeding.

That drag queen was positively spookable.

by kunzite205 June 26, 2009