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Social Flat-line

A term stemming from two seperate lexical choices one of which is 'Social' to be defined as relating to human society and its members and 'Flat-line' which is a medical term to show the absence of heart contractions or the disappearance of the rhythmic peaks displayed on a heart monitor.

In this sense the conjoined term means the 'dead sector of society' So to speak : Nerds, emo's, paedophiles and so on, people who are marginalised and ostracised from society.
Nerd 1: Dude I have a girlfriend now

Nerd 2: No way

Nerd 1: I'm heading off the Social Flat-line
by yami100 July 21, 2010
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Social Amnesia

The awkward act of pretending you don't know anything about a friend or acquaintance's story, even though it's been thoroughly posted about on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc.
IN REAL LIFE

Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...

Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.
by ArmedROBery July 21, 2011
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Socialrhea

Someone who can't help themselves and must post every single thought that they have in their head.
Carole has real socialrhea and made eight posts in less than ten minutes about taking her dog to the groomer.
by TheSmallCheese September 10, 2011
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Social Network User

There are two different types of social network users.

1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.

2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.
Examples of definition 1: At least 60% of social network users.

Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.
by Anonymous129084 April 4, 2013
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socialpreneur

A word for a "social entrepreneur", one who creates a business to remedy some of society's problems while still making a profit. A socially conscious individual who generates social value from his/her efforts.
The well respected socialpreneur once again enhanced the lives of hundreds of families by turning an abandoned parking lot into a community garden which provides fresh produce to the resource deprived community.
by Mr. Sustainable May 7, 2013
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social justicegasm

An orgasm of pretentious inspiration and elitist motivation. Catharsis due to an insight into another's misstep in social interaction.
When I noticed that Andrew's sentence was shrouded in a subtext of sexism, I had a riveting social justicegasm.
by J5 til we die September 22, 2016
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social collective

noun

is a term which defines the voiceless collective abject subordination of the social group to a highly centralized autocratic despotic state authority. Which may be either of a political, social, economic or religious nature.
All socialist societies are a social collective.
by Baron Neville June 19, 2017
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