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sloppy schoeb steamer cream

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.
If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.
by badhatter88 October 11, 2011
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shopped

1. American Slang: "Shopped", or "Photoshopped",

a past-tense verb meaning 'to edit an image': To use 'image manipulation software' which is regularly used by

photographers to enhance pictures (i.e airbrushing model's photos to make them look better)

2. British Slang: To tell on/tell over/rat out some-one (see: grass, snitch, rat)
1. "That picture was definitely shopped. Her boobs aren't that big in real life!!"

2. "A woman shopped her brother to the police after seeing a social media picture of a man stealing a charity box which she recognised as him".
by xiandrii December 16, 2017
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Sloppy Ja-loppy

Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.
Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”
by AwYouAreJokin February 13, 2018
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Shoppy

A shitty clone of selly.gg.
"Hey man, have you heard of shoppy.gg?"
"Oh, you mean that blatant rip-off of selly.gg that has terrible service and a shitty owner (finndev)?"
by Henaxo August 12, 2018
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Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!
Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019
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The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.
Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.
by stan harris March 28, 2007
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shit-shopping

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".
by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009
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