rodeo smile

when you fuck a chick on her period and pull out your bloody dick and rub it around her mouth in a circle to give her a clown face.

she said she couldnt fuck cause "its that time of month", so i said shut up and gave her a rodeo smile.

by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

Panty Smile

A panty smile is when someones penis is half mast, or in a semi position.

Mirroring the facial smile (panty smile), and a full on grin (absolute stonk on)

Hey Joe, Tim's got a right panty smile going on over there chatting to Lisa

by Kennith Lambert March 14, 2011

muppet smile

The all too popular white girl smile in which a person smiles by simply opening their mouth, and ends up resembling a muppet.

*scrolls through Instagram feed "Oh look Rachel's doing the muppet smile. What a dissappointment

by Maccyd November 6, 2015

Wanting To See A Friend Smile

May possibly involve playing a little prank on a friend in hopes of seeing them crack a smile during a diffucult day.

Creating a screen name and pretending to be the cute neighbor next door and asking your friend out on a date.

But it's not the cute neighbor.
It's you.
Because you're wanting to see a friend smile.

She should learn how to take a joke.
<3

by ANONYMOUS.124 March 1, 2009

size zero

American clothing size designed for the food dodging elements of western society. Is the size a normal 8-10 year old would wear. Partly a creation of vanity sizing where clothing sizes are adjusted to fit the vast majority of fat asses that make up the population.

Posh Spice has the body of an under fed 9 year old she is a dress size zero

by dr_esteban September 16, 2006

Size

(verb) When something goes wrong or when something funny happens to someone. They get sized. Usually people shout out "SIZE" when they see it happening.

Originated in Palm Beach County, Fl

Tia got sized when crystal called her a good for nothing poor worthless duck in front of all her friends. Crystal sized the hell out of Tia

by E. Trill March 7, 2009

Smile

The Fakest Thing You Will Ever See On Any Girl Or Guy

A:Did You See Her Smile? It Was Beautiful.
B:Yea, I Saw Right Through It.

by Awsomely Me April 12, 2006