You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)
by Mr.physicsmhs January 25, 2011
Get the A 7/11 slurpee mug.That bitch thought she was giving me head. Then, I told her to turn around, and I gave her that slurpy swamp
by Cash and Bailey December 23, 2019
Get the Slurpy Swamp mug.A slurpfuck is when you make a girl squirt, collect her vaginal fluids in a container over hte course of a year and throw it in a blender with some ice! You then make her eat it!
by spacefuck April 26, 2008
Get the slurpfuck mug.Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.
by Jimmy Keys December 24, 2008
Get the Pod Slurping mug.A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.
I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!
by pentozali April 8, 2006
Get the slurper mug.Going long periods of time without receiving any action from the opposite sex. It commonly begins after having a slumpstarter after you are on a hot streak and commonly ends with a slumpbuster, which should change your luck around.
I hooked up with a fat bitch six months ago. I have been in a slump since. I better find another fat bitch so this comes to an end.
by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007
Get the Slump mug.To sit on your toilet while taking a shit to stare at a picture with an expression with extreme discomfort, pain, and anger.
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