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Skeet Slap 

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.
Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.
Skeet Slap by Infant Boner July 5, 2016
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Skeet Stouche 

Semen spread across the upper lip that forms a "moustache" made of ejaculate.
" I pulled out my cock and released my load over her top lip, producing a thick Skeet Stouche"
Skeet Stouche by corndog1111 May 17, 2016
(Noun) - A person of Caucasian descent who acts in a hillbilly type manner. Also see Redneck, Honkey, and Cracker. Skeeters enjoy loud rock music, cold beer and bonfires. Skeeters can be found in trailer parks and Walmarts. Skeeters are usually not people to be messed with as drunken bare knuckle brawling is nothing new to a skeeter.
Guy 1: "Maaaan, I got beat down at that party in the trailer park last night"

Guy 2: "I told you not to fuck with them Skeeters"
Skeeter by idontknowmuch August 2, 2016

Skeet weld 

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.
Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.
Skeet weld by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

skeeter bag

A southern slang term for a Slut, Hoe or Down bitch. If you're wanting to fuck tonight, go find you a skeeter bag.
Guy 1: "Man, I wanna find some sexual attention."
Guy 2: "Let's go to the bar and find some Skeeter Bag's to bring home."
skeeter bag by LamboKizzle May 21, 2017
The name of your pet goldfish in 1990.
I gave Skeeter a proper burial in the snow instead of flushing him down the toilet when he died.
Skeeter by JoSparks November 24, 2017
Anyone who is being a smartass or bitch
I'm sending you to skeeta island, skeeta.
Skeeta by xxcouponbrittxx May 11, 2018