Fresh off the crabbin boat, after your first hit off your meth pipe. Grab your gal and your pound of crabs, proceed to stuff the crabs into your women till they start shuffling around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Tell her "You ain't ready for this meth hound doll"
by Dont_panic_im_hispanic April 8, 2019
Get the Guinea Mans Shufflemug. A name of “masterbation”
by Wargun785 June 11, 2019
Get the 5 knuckle shufflemug. Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.
The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!
Response: Those damn white people and their...
shuffles deck, draws card,
silverware and table manners.
Response: Those damn white people and their...
shuffles deck, draws card,
silverware and table manners.
by MJM1985 April 4, 2020
Get the Shuffles deck, draws cardmug. by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008
Get the Five Finger Knuckle Shufflemug. When you take a goat and put its back legs in your rubber boots with your legs in them and perform an animal kingdom nasty dance. (aka- Goat boning or sheep shagging)
Branden was from kansas and got bored/horny one day. So he broke into a local farm with his high flooder's on and performed the Kansas City Shuffle on a lone goat.
by c-colf November 23, 2011
Get the Kansas city shufflemug. The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.
Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.
by queeferia March 28, 2022
Get the Christmas Tree Ballsack Shufflemug. She soft shoe shuffle (d)
to get that account!
Butt kisser
ex:fecal matter lips...
ex: bend over backwards
to get that account!
Butt kisser
ex:fecal matter lips...
ex: bend over backwards
by Honeypot3691 December 6, 2017
Get the soft shoe shufflemug.