Window Shopping

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.

"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"

by Vladimir December 3, 2004

Shnopping

Shopping on the net.

Dave was shnopping all night for the perfect sweat-shirt, and found one at urbandictionary.com

by Kyle Miller July 7, 2005

shipping and receiving department

The anus. So called because stuff comes out (poop) and stuff goes in (penis).

You know that chick I hooked up with last night? Well I got to visit her shipping and receiving department last night.

by FraG3z June 4, 2008

schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.

I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.

by asiseesit December 18, 2010

Window shopping

Basically said if you're gonna steal some shit in a store.

Clerk:you need anything Mister?
Me:Neh, i'm just window shopping.
Clerk:Oh okay.
*Clerk turns his back*
Me:YOINK!
Clerk:Hey, where'd that guy go and where is my whole candy section?

by Retard mcfagbag December 23, 2006

bitch slapping the trout

A hand job given by a women

Creep: Hey I can see you bitch slapping the trout in twenty minuets

by Pyro Supporter May 13, 2015

shopping window

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

It only took mindy a shopping window of two weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010