Screen Bean

A scrawny, greasy, pubescent boy who does nothing but sit in front of a tv or computer screen to play video games.

Man, my brother is such a fucking screen bean. All he does is play COD.

by Anti-climactic April 29, 2019

Screen-face

The unintentional facial expression a person makes while staring at a screen, usually a frown.

Guy 1: “Jessica is always on her phone all the time”
Guy 2: “She’s a pretty girl, too bad she has an ugly screen-face”

by munnandonly June 19, 2019

Screepy

A combination of feelings when someone/something is scary and creepy at the same time

Penny wise is so screepy

by Lolly Nedfred June 26, 2019

Screenling

A child or person of young age, who is given, usually what is presumed to be an iPad or iPhone, in hopes of being distracted long enough for the care giver of said child, to complete a task that requires focus. However sometimes the care giver is not completing any task, and is instead trying to forget about the child for a certain amount of time.

Person 1: “Man I wish there was a word that describes a child who is neglected by there parents. And is given an iPad as a distraction”.

Person 2: “ Oh you mean a “screenling”.

by Bock Choy July 17, 2019

screen-gabbing

the sensation you get when you are in an artsy coffee shop and feel as though you are surrounded by screenwriters discussing their scripts

As Chloe entered the coffee shop, she heard the distinctive murmur of screen-gabbing all around her.

by harrison ford fusion August 24, 2019

Screenility

Noun.

The memory loss and learning impairment associated with a lifestyle consisting of prolongued daily screen use.

"Screenility is particularly common in 21st culture and affects all ages"

by Xellum October 29, 2019

Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019