Scandalitch

That one bitch everyone knows that no one wants to fuck because she's ugly as hell, but yet she has 5 kids and you ask, 'Who the hell is fucking you?'

I wouldn't touch that shit with your dick.

Me either. She has more kids than Daddy Day Care. That's a scandalitch.

by Winglet81 July 18, 2018

scandalery

1)False claims made to get clout
2)False claims made to ruin someone’s reputation
3)When the truth gets thrown at you but you can’t accept it

Ryland: where are all of the la-croix?
Morgan: I threw them out cus they’re disgusting
Ryland: you did not. What is this scandalery?

by TanaThot69 July 28, 2018

Scanelli

Nomenclature for a thc concentrate (dab) cartridge. Many youth use this name as a way to disguise what they are talking about in front of any potential narcs.

Dude why are your eyes so red?

I just hit my scanelli past the legal limit.

by ethehowe July 30, 2018

Scantilis

An article of clothing or object that in itself is redundantly scantily and slutty.

Joe take off that scantilis bra.

by Xphalon August 8, 2018

Scandinavian Earwaxer

It’s when a girl wraps her vagina over the victims ear and squeezes up to suck up all ear wax in ear.

Hey Johnny did you hear that Sindy gave Evan a Scandinavian Earwaxer

by stfusamuel September 19, 2018

Scantless

Someone with a perverted sense of humor

I saw his (scantless) ass running down the street naked.

by Funkstervoxx October 3, 2018

Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.

The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.

by Sirius666 October 15, 2018