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Satanic Panic

Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).

Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.

If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.

If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week

Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?

Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!

Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
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satan's hoe

Satan's hoes is an alias for memebers of Satan's Choice MC and it is used in a sing of disrespect for this copycat type of people.
Look at those satan's hoes trying to mess around with a vago.
by Shepzev January 24, 2018
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Satan piñata

by It’s Gucci May 19, 2020
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Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave
Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual
by aetherhater December 5, 2020
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Satan's Cumbucket

When someone drunkenly vomits into a toilet and then proceeds to take two consecutive shits into it, thereby clogging it as they have no idea what the hell they are doing. The toilet is then left to sit in order to marinade for 2-3 days.
Colin: "Yo, who the fuck left satan's cumbucket in the bathroom? How in the hell are we gonna fix that?"

Jordan: "No idea man, that shit stinks! I don't even think Jesus himself could fix it... or that smell!!"
by XxHanSoloxX September 19, 2016
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Satans den

When you and your partner fuck in a smoldering hot shower
Guy: what do you say we turn up the heat in here?

Girl: you mean like satans den

Guy: yea

Girl: but my pussy is still burnt from last time
mugGet the Satans denmug.

Satan

Satan is a friend for all
Man I wish I has Satan as a friend.
by Poopedonman November 15, 2018
mugGet the Satanmug.

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