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Satans arsehole

why are you pulling that face did you just eat satans arsehole?
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Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021
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Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.
"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."
by C0deRage October 17, 2019
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Satan

A devil who worked with God to make the universe, and God especially likes to call his son, Lucifer, LuCy
God: “Hey Satan can I see your son
Satan: “Sure” *hands over his son*
God: “Hey there, LuCy”
Lucifer: *gies Satan a look that obviously says: “What is this all about”*
by Idkwhatsgoingon April 19, 2020
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Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.
Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.
by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024
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Pact With Satan

When you pack a bong or bowl with weed but then cut yourself and collect the blood, spreading it onto the weed, then light it and take a hit
“hey man, you wanna do a Pact With Satan?”
“What’s that?”
“You cut yourself and then take the blood and spread it on the weed and then take a hit
by AlchemistOctivis June 25, 2021
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Satan

Me. I am Satan.
by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018
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