sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 19, 2021

The Magic Stone

The Magic Stone is a breathtaking novel written by the Minecraft players and residents of Hogtopia;

AwesomeZ_360 , justcheerio and ktaei

Originally starting out as a side hobby by Ktaei , they discovered the piece and began writing. The book quickly turned into a nasty, luscious, vein-wrenching masterpiece with a great storyline following the two characters "Ty" and "Blyss. It's elusive, gripping, astounding; a must-read!

Person 1: Have you ever heard of the new, on the rise, upcoming, luscious, blood curdling, vein-wrenching, romantic, horror, comedy book "The Magic Stone?"
Person 2: You know I have! I'm obsessed!

by justcheerio March 26, 2021

The Frenzy Stone

The Frenzy Stone is the main gem of Sonic Frenzy

Conceived in writing first in the Press Garden Zone and later created and powered in the Marble Garden Zone, this gem's main purpose is to keep the Chaos Emeralds under control, to prevent them from releasing too much energy even if their energy is used by another being, storing it for its own use instead. Unfortunately for Sonic, Tails and Knuckles, that's what Robotnik's after in Sonic Frenzy.

"Yo, have you played Sonic Frenzy? I just got to the bit where Robotnik steals this strange gem from the Starry Solstice, I think it's called the Frenzy Stone or something?"

by ChilliusBower November 19, 2021

Brain of stone

To be Indecisive.

Or unlikeable; selfish.

" Is that Vanessa? I heard she has a Brain of stone!" I heard too.

by hollowlungs October 27, 2022

Romancing the Brown Stone

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.

Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".

by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021

stoned

if somebody has smoked weed and for example laughs about his fingernails....as i do.....

oh my god im so stoned that im writing these stupid definitions at this funny website on this funny thing...hmmm...yeah......internet.....

by karl moik April 28, 2004