Hot Shelly

When you piss in a garbage bag and fill it with five pounds of feces and smack someone in the face with it.

I gave your mother a hot shelly last night

by Paul Shipley December 2, 2004

Shellyn

The best most awesome Girlfriend a guy could ever ask for, she respects you as a person, she is fun to be around, and you just want to be with her every second of the day. Has great taste in clothes and guys. any smart guy goes nuts over her.

people often address her as intelligent, beautiful, sexy, perfect, adorable, cute, understanding, trustworthy, and just someone who is absolutely perfect.

Her spunkyness and amazing personality may sometimes be taken for being too awesome but she truly is an amazing girlfriend who you would love to (but never will) be with.

if you do ever get a Shellyn you truly are very very very lucky guy to have her.

yo josh is spending every second with that new girl

ya cause shes Shellyn how couldn't you

by big_bro_of_seb May 3, 2011

yo breath smell like bounce dat ass

a sayin used when somebody breath smells terrible somewhat like a unwashed ass.

Boy: "hey babe wassup"
Girl: "ewww get out my face, yo breath smell like bounce dat ass!"
Boy: "oops my bad I forgot to brush my teeth."

by SiZ KiLLa November 29, 2007

girl smell

Girl smell does not actually refer to any particular smell, but rather an idea. When a pretty girl walks by, and you catch a nice aroma, that's girl smell. Can also be written as girlsmell.

Me: *sniffs girl's hair*
Me: Mm, girl smell.

by X. Fluke January 1, 2014

wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 6, 2006

smell play

Getting someone into the mood using a fart during that magical moment before the penis enters the vagina (or butthole). It could also happen as an accident or as a surprise.

She says, "Oh my God that smells like wet dog food! Do me now!"
His response, "That's smell play, baby. Here comes my dick!"

by dejo27 February 3, 2012

Smell like a broad

When one tells another that they "smell like a broad", they have no other comeback for an argument. It is a desperate attempt to leave an argument with their opponent completely and utterly befuddled.

Tyron knew the battle was lost, but with his last dying breath he said to Jerome, "Nigga, you smell like a broad." Jerome was left the victor, but alas, a befuddled one.

by JayPril June 13, 2018