Sausage Milkshake

When you put whip cream on a penis and eat it off.

Susan: man im so full!

Francine: why?

Susan: i had a 2 liter sausage milkshake OH MAN IM ABOUT TO HURL!

by Jenna Lewis February 11, 2009

Sausage Tosser

A male individual who masturbates furiously and frequently.

Michael Cantrell is an avid sausage tosser who is known for eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 10, 2018

burnt sausage

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.

by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011

sausage

a portugi

That skanky sausage has a hairy cunt

by Adolf Hitler February 9, 2003

throat sausage

Like: deep throat.

When the Penis breaks the plane of the back of the mouth to the throat.

She was giving me head, and all of the sudden I became her throat sausage.

by J. E. Dzija November 27, 2006

slippery sausage

The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.

Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.

by Tiffmiesters October 11, 2003

Sausage roll

A Polish person. British rhyming slang, from sausage roll = Pole.

I got a new job at the warehouse, there's a lot of sausage rolls on the night shift.

by Stukas Over Stevenage January 13, 2008