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religion

the thing atheists hate. the thing that brings people together, the thing that sparked the creation of science, the thing that funded the masters of art and architecture. the thing that 95% of the world follows. the thing that will one day overcome the arrogance of atheism
wow all those arrogant atheists really have a hateboner for religion huh?
by mallowsal April 15, 2015
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lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
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religion

-The foundation for security.The sheilded life of which one can enjoy despite all failures or mishappenings of any kind in due to the fact that their supreme being has a purpose, a master plan, has brought life and therfore holds power to take it, and in that the promise that in all nothing is absolutely "bad". Its hope. Its freedom in a limitation. Its escape from blame. Its excuse for mentalities abilities/ exaltation.
My mother died, but in my religion there is a plan for everyone.
I cant imagine a world wihtout god, for my religion denies ability.
by Defamed_Enlightenment April 7, 2003
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losing my religion

A southern expression for losing your temper.

Losing patience.
Losing your faith.

In someone or something.
WOOO GURL I AM LOSING MY RELIGION IF THAT THERE BOI DONT PLANT THOSE WATERMELONS RIGHT!!!!
by AlanaLii March 14, 2012
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organised religion

n. Often church-oriented, it is a means to control the masses, using such promises as eternal life, love, power, and happiness. It also involves fictional characters such as Jesus Christ, Satan, Jehova, etc. as well as fictitious places like Heaven, Hell, and Limbo.
From an objective point of view, the world leader attained his power using the fear instilling objects from organised religion.
by chaosprince676@yahoo.no May 16, 2010
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relignorant

Being completely clueless, or ignorant, about the religion you practice. As most people who claim to be atheist are...
Sure she says he's an atheist... but that's only because she's relignorant. I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what the word means.
by Tackyhats January 21, 2008
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Religionously Incorrect

1.)Being wrong about someone's religion purposly to be a fucking ass licker 2.) Racist towards black people 3.) Unknowning that your insulting a confrotation man of a GOD and you'll be soon friend with a lighting-thunder bolt up your ass hole.
1.)Quit calling me a Dick it's Religionously Incorrect!
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.
by Jordan February 4, 2003
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