climax and relax

When you invite a girl over to have sex and hang out. Similar to Netflix and chill, but Climax and Relax doesn't include watching Netflix.

Chad: "Man I heard she went over to his place to climax and relax."
Bryant: "So they just hung out and had sex?"
Chad: "yup."

by Catharsis_Starfish October 24, 2017

Catch and Release

Instead of spitting or swallowing after a blow job, the seamen is held in the mouth and spit into the mans mouth.

"Does Carol spit or swallow?"
"She does a Catch and Release actually!"

by SqueakyPig November 13, 2017

Netflix and Relax

Like Netflix and Chill, but masturbating alone while watching Netflix.

Brad: What did you do last night?
Julia: Netflix and relax.
Brad: Ewww, gross.

by swag69ington December 2, 2017

Zakurdaev's reflex

When you take the first short sip of hot espresso and have to poop immediately.

A: Where is Mike?
B: Man, he had Zakurdaev's reflex, he's sitting on the toilet.

by Strimfla January 3, 2018

pre-columbian release

When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus

After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.

by Hardecore edgar poe June 15, 2018

Sneaky nuts release

When an artist or band unexpectedly release some new music. Derived from TV comedy Angry Boys, sneaky nuts is a game where you sneakily reveal your nuts or balls whilst posing for a photo.

Hey broseph, did you check out Radiohead's sneaky nuts release last week?!

by TheGrizard October 8, 2018

Catch and release

When you give someone a bj and hold it in your mouth until you kiss them, then let it run into his mouth.

I did a catch and release on David last night.

by SarahSmurf March 30, 2019