Rod Rules

Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.

Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?

by LaGarce July 6, 2018

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beef rod

a penis

I want to suck your beef rod

by yuhij December 6, 2021

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D. Rod

D. Rod is the perfect example of meeting the best guy you know without even realizing it. On the outside he may seem shy or nervous, but on the inside he’s one of the funniest people with the biggest heart of any guy you’ve known. D. Rod loves hard so it’s easy for him to get hurt, but he treats his women with the utmost respect and love they deserve. If you ever meet a D. Rod, never let him go because he’s a one of a kind.

Omg guys did you meet D. Rod!! He’s the best.

by Shadykay March 26, 2024

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Rod Rage

An outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to an erect penis.

My boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in my butt

by Rodrage October 13, 2023

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Rod

Rod is the arch enemy too gronendomen and often attack them beacause they are jealous. they dont have a god and are non belivers. they dont have a main village and live all over the place in small towers.

oh no its the rod are attacking!

by L.bä November 11, 2020

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