Louisiana purchase

A term used when you purchase, acquire or collect a large amount of items.

"You won't believe this louisiana purchase I just got!"

by [HotPocket] October 24, 2018

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.

"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

by Genovation September 9, 2011

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021

Purcella

The NAME when someone forgets your name, and you want to get revenge by having them call you the wrong name.

Hey! I'm a purcella to that guy who forgot my name!

by MIGHTY-K June 29, 2010

Valerie Purcell

my best friend in the whole entire world.

my twin.

my but buddy.

my taco bell buddy.

my ride.

lol.

the girl who is better than you.

my friend not yours.

the sweetest girl in the world.

i love you valerie.

=

wow..... valerie purcell is amazing

by kostello October 18, 2008

porcelain bus

A term used to reference a toilet, in the manner of porcelain pony. The term is most often employed in reference to the use thereof.

"Man, I hope this class is over soon; I gotta ride the porcelain bus like crazy!"

by Bob Trees May 11, 2006

111-Percentile

n. The valedictorians and overachievers. Those that would "bite someone's ear off to get that extra academic inch on God's green earth." AP classes and Key Club govern their life- which preferably is rated at a four-decimal-double-zero or higher at all times. Probably asian- unless if living in the midwest. Then caucasian. Social outcasts. Virginal.

"These kids were the 111-Percentile, and the world around them might as well have been a rainbow of grey. Stressed, sullen, and stricken with grief/brilliance, these academic angels were the bottom rung of society here... Irony personified."

by Robert Akins April 17, 2006