prochoke

A small weiner that is short and skinny and you choke on it.

Cody:I don't have a prochoke
Girl:It's ok just admit it

by Hackenbruger June 25, 2016

Procrastination

The art of keeping up with yesterday

Procrastination: a student's life

by Fapjack June 21, 2016

process wonk

A person who likes to outline a process, regardless of topic. This person employs vizio charts, gliffy accounts, and label makers as tools of the trade. They do not rest until the entire process out been outlined and responsibilities are established.

Gina is a total process wonk - she put together an organizational chart with everyone's faces and flowcharts for our delivery schedule.

by pengells June 19, 2016

procrastinatus

The acceptable amount of time before completing a long delayed task.

Just before friends and family arrive.... I've reached the procrastinatus, I should do those dishes From last week....

by BlondeEuropean June 6, 2016

procrastineighbor

not doing what your supposed to around the house because your watching your neighbors out the window.

I didn't get anything done today because I was procrastineighboring.

by Handlehhhhh October 2, 2016

Procrasturbating

When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.

I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.

I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.

by JackAceJack October 9, 2016

procrastination

The art of putting of a task until the last possible moment, or just not doing it at all.

In college, procrastination is such a big problem we have a motto. "If tomorrow isn't the due date, today isn't the do date!".

by Nitro984 November 17, 2016