Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.
"how long do you masturbate?"
"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."
"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."
by ElCrapo April 18, 2017
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"Dude, you ready to hit the clubs tonight?"
"Wait bro, I need to go to the bathroom and Pre-Game a little. If I hook up tonight, I don't want the sprinklers to turn on before I mow the lawn, if you catch my drift."
"Wait bro, I need to go to the bathroom and Pre-Game a little. If I hook up tonight, I don't want the sprinklers to turn on before I mow the lawn, if you catch my drift."
by The Three Ninjas: Colt March 7, 2010
Get the Pre-Game mug.A scanning technique in which the scanner performs backspoofing on a list of numbers to find out which ones have interesting CLID names. Telco test numbers will often have the name of the telco come up (ie. Verizon).
by NotTheory August 3, 2004
Get the pre-scan mug.In an attempt to forgo the future, a person wants to not remember the next few years and pretend they didn't happen.
Democrat: Isn't it amazing America elected Barack Obama?
Republican: I want to forget election night and pre-forget the next four years.
Republican: I want to forget election night and pre-forget the next four years.
by LanguageMan March 31, 2009
Get the pre-forget mug."My pre-memory really plays tricks on me from time to time, but for the life of me, I really do remember some things that there is no way I could have known about!"
-- overheard at a pub in southern Taiwan on July 1, 2009
-- overheard at a pub in southern Taiwan on July 1, 2009
by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009
Get the pre-memory mug.Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.
The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas
The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas
When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.
I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia
I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia
by MissNinja December 27, 2009
Get the Pre-Christmasophobia mug.Party Goer 1: Dude, Nelson's such a champ.
Party Goer 2: How so?
Party Goer 1: He pre-gamed by chugging a four loco. Then when his girl came down from the shower; they pre-boned right there. They left for the party after all that.
Party Goer 2: Damn, nice work.
Party Goer 2: How so?
Party Goer 1: He pre-gamed by chugging a four loco. Then when his girl came down from the shower; they pre-boned right there. They left for the party after all that.
Party Goer 2: Damn, nice work.
by B_T_Wily October 21, 2010
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