potato masher

german stick hand grenade

The germans used potato mashers in WWI and WWII

by The Col. December 4, 2004

Hot Potato

A live grenade, esp one that has it's pin removed and handle flown.

Holy shit it's a hot potato!

by NoXion March 26, 2005

rice and potatoes

an interracial relationship consisting of one partner of east or southeast Asian descent and an extremely white caucasion person. A rice and potato couple usually consists of one extremely fobby Asian and a dweeby white person.

Hung Lo and Edgar are the typical gay rice and potatoes couple. They eat dumplings with mayonnaise.

by Poonstankqua January 7, 2009

Sack of Potatoes

As in the expression, "drop you like a sack of potatoes" which indicates that the aforementioned "sack" containing "potatoes" has been dropped at a greater velocity then that of an unladen swiss style sack.

Touch my package again robin and ill drop you like a fucking sack of potatoes!

by robinlovesmen April 7, 2003

Wii Potato

A person who sits while playing games on Wii, such as Tennis and Bowling games.

Check him out! I've never seen a person sitting down while playing Tennis. He is such a Wii Potato.

by Madonna Koryn August 28, 2007

Turkish mashed potatos

1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.

1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!

by Jbook July 21, 2006

Soggy potato

a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation

Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!

by GrammarNazi2013 February 19, 2013