Poostain

Vladimir Poostain is the president of russia

did you head what happened to Poostains flagship?
No, what happened to it?
The Ukrainians helped its crew install a special upgrade package to turn it into a submarine.

by HonkyDong May 10, 2022

Pooter

A pooter is someone who poots and is of pooty quality and displays behavior that is very pootful.

You pooter! You didn’t refill the toilet paper, you poot.

by PootfulPride May 14, 2022

Poosty

Adjective: Passive aggressive to an extreme;
Barely upset but unreasonably so; Butthurt.

Bobby is still being poosty that everyone does not believe he came up with the word poosty.

by Poosty Ahh Bish July 22, 2022

Pootato

After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.

30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.

Oh for fucks sake saggerz, all we have got is 300 pootatoes again.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.

- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"

by WorderWordington August 10, 2022

Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.

I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...

by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022

PoloTFG

A Fat Mexican Rapper From New York That Wants To Be Like Polo G. Lowkey has some bars and could rap

Have you listened to that new PoloTFG?

PoloTFG is a Fatass
PoloTFG is a goat

by Reid heavan August 31, 2022