posicles

The feeling you get when trying to spell "Popsicles" and you accidentally type an unknown disease with no cure.

Anon: "hey OP, thanks for buying me posicles"

OP: "lol fggt ANON i didn'd give you posicles"

Anon: "lol my bad brewski"

OP: "Yu bttr be srry"

by PuLsE June 20, 2014

positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016

positive area

A very great place to do sexual activities.

Hey let's go to our positive area.

by Paul_Rich-13 March 2, 2017

Posibonility

A feeling of rock hard arousal when thinking about the possibility of something. i.e. A nice Apartment.

I can't afford to spend $3000 a month on this apartment, but looking at it gives me posibonility.

by G2GFST March 12, 2017

posi

Positive. Upright, conscientious, living a healthy, productive lifestyle. Likely vegan or straightedge, but not from a particularly violent or hateful part of the scene. A hardcore punk rock term.

1. Ignite is posi, but the singer, Zoli, isn't really vegan or straightedge.
2. A lot of vegan and straightedge bands are posi, but there are still also a lot of posi kids and posi bands that aren't vegan or straightedge.
3. Is that band posi? Naw, it's emo. It's not really that posi.

by Ninja Clan Lord March 13, 2017

Positives

A person who has an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)

Her ass has herpes, I bet she on Meet Positives tryn to get more herpes.

by Myshitiches July 25, 2017

positive fucks

meaning you stay positive but give not fucks.

My wife told me make a drink, Travis said ' I got positive fucks". so he made her a drink!!!!

by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017