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Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
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playing it bronson

"Playing it Bronson", (like the contemporary, "Playing it Bogart") comes from the movies, specifically the Death Wish series, where Bronson's steel will, unrelenting but silent rage ultimately shows through in a slow burning flame inching up a fuse until an explosion that is violent, quick and dirty.
"I could see that dude was playing it Bronson until he smashed the other guys face and crunched his dick with his boot in a matter of seconds."
by TheRealDelirum August 22, 2018
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playing Taras

1. To lose lots of money gambling.
2. To move like a retarded horse at a football pitch.
A: Daamn, what's he doing? He'll lose all of his money
B: Yeah, he's playing Taras
by mvdaqnt October 2, 2018
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Playing olive

Playing Oliver means Spreading olives on the floor then having participants pick them up with their booty cheeks and placing them in a jar. The last person to accomplish this must eat all of the olives
Gene was the last playing olive and had had to eat all of the other olives
by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019
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Playing With Ice

Better than playing with Fire, similar context but extremely different result.
Nikka your playing with ice
by Raman499 September 15, 2019
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PLARing

Playing Like A Retard.

Aside from "Partying like a Rockstard"

When a person plays like an idiot inside a game either by pretending or being clueless about what they're doing and taking the most stupid decisions, like punching stronger enemies, eating shit, ramming a plane to another player, falling fröm a skyscraper without parachute, fighting bosses without preparation, burning your entire house down, drawing dicks, taunting, etc

Anything that can result in an obvious death or loss, maybe even just for a laugh, can show that a person is Plaring.
Dude: What the fuck did you just did?
Boy: Im Plaring
Dude: You flew the fucking plane to the ocean, do you even knöw how to play?
Boy: I'm not playing, dude, I'm Plaring!
by FranSauce January 27, 2020
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Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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