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penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.
Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.
by callmezeus June 21, 2022
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New Club Penguin

A fan-made revival of Club Penguin founded in 2020 by former staff members of the infamous Club Penguin Online. It became the most popular revival of the classic MMO following the 2022 closure of Club Penguin Rewritten. The game is known for its bugs and large amount of ads resulting in poor performance, and questionable additions of new content instead of fixing these issues.
Card-Jitsu Fire is broken and unplayable in New Club Penguin, but apparently the developers would rather shoehorn pride flags into a 20-year-old children's game than fix bugs.
by CtrlAlt_Games October 20, 2024
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Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018
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Penguin Sled

Push down somebody down the stairs and use her/him as a sled
Y’all I used my brother as a Penguin Sled
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Parking Penguin

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
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Penguining

when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.
Fred was so messed up last night that I saw him "penguining" off towards his bedroom.
by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023
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Penguin

A sex offender. Typically but not limited to pedophiles.
He’s been arrested again for touching kids. He’s a right penguin!
by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022
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