personal butt kisser

when some on kisses butt literaly on demand

c lost a bet so he is now k's personal butt kisser

k:kiss my butt
c: ok
c:*kissesbutt*
k:gd personal butt kisser

by ??????????????????????????????????????????????????? March 31, 2007

Fifth Person

Created by comedian Demetri Martin,
it usually starts
"I heard from this guy who told somebody"

In a Fifth Person book...
I heard from this guy who told somebody that Demetri Martin is a great comedian!

by Hershel Krustofski April 30, 2008

3rd Person-Perspective Fingering

You lie down, and let the girl lay down on top of you, both facing up. Then, you reach around and finger her.

Did you hear? Jon give his girlfriend a 3rd Person-Perspective Fingering!

by JustDoingMyBest July 12, 2010

E-person

A generic term for someone online in a forum or social media site.

You're a very nice e-person.

by JoeyD313 August 28, 2015

Nicest person in the world

Elijah tipping is officially the nicest person in the world he is so amazing and appreciates everyone around him he is also bum fucking gabe

Wow its Elijah "the nicest person in the world".

by The big secy man (harry) April 10, 2021

Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

I beg your pardon

A gentleman way of saying "What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit"

Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: I beg your pardon?

(Alternate Universe)
Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit?

by ChiefBokMalo July 16, 2020