zombie position

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.

I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.

by opalcala January 14, 2020

meat poisoning

A woman Tripping over the dick acting crazy

That's the third time she come down here looking for him she got that meat poisoning!

by Dr. Red April 11, 2023

cup of poision

when you fart into your hand then closing it and releasing it into ones face

He just gave him a cup of poision

by shitcupofnigeria September 25, 2011

fast food poisoning

The general unhealthy and bloated feeling you get from eating too much fast food.

"My girlfriend is going to be gone for a few weeks, hopefully I don't get fast food poisoning while she's gone."

by MistakeLake December 15, 2013

The Other Position

Used to describe The other sexual position, whether it is your favorite or your most hated position. Can also be ones favorite while being the others most hated position. Were most commonly being the males favorite whilst being the female most dreaded position.

Cory:Listen bitch after I get done putting these mushroom tattoos on your forehead, turn over to The other position so I can lick your Puerto Rican asshole.

Lindsey: I hate the other position were he tries to twist me up like a pretzel, because he thinks somehow his 3 inch dick will feel more like its 4 inches. All you bitches know what I mean.

If my feet was meant to be behind my ears. They would have grown there.

by Imadumbass December 21, 2013

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The ultimate sin.

Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.

by The true lord December 28, 2016

Fool Time Position

A job that will employ you full-time, but the pay is terrible, the work is hard, and the respect level is low.

After spending 5 years working at McDonald's in my Fool Time Position, I realized I needed to do something different with my life.

by Jtrigger December 29, 2017