Neeca

A girl of persian descent who keeps getting called mixed or african. She cool but lowk weird.

Neeca is on the za right now.

by lola pola May 17, 2023

Winter Neediness

A feeling that you get when winter/cold comes and causes near-instant neediness to have the company of another human beign for you to have physical contact with, preferably sex and/or sleeping together.

May cause impulsively starting a relationship which in turn may cause it to end as soon as the cold goes away.

Man1: Me and Sandra broke up.

Man2: I thought you guys were going really well.

Man1: Nah, it was just winter neediness.

by Assassinador May 28, 2011

You need some beard oil

A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.

Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!

by RainbowRunner January 22, 2015

We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."

"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.

by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015

wisconsin needle dick

A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.

Hey man, are you fixin' to come to my house to play some Wisconsin Needle dick?

by Mentilman October 4, 2016

I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS

When you want something really really badly.

"Dude, I need that girl like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
"We need to get this deal like Africa doesn't ned AIDS"
"Molly needs to work out like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS : When you want something really really badly.

by Third Leg Chuck July 15, 2016

hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass

The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy

by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016