Pungent Muff

Stagnant vagina. Very smelly from lack of washing.

When she walked past all I could smell was pungent muff.

by Harold J Pensworth August 3, 2016

marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

Ooze Muff

The action of pleasuring ones partner to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze

Im going to Ooze Muff tonight after the club

by OozeMuff February 27, 2020

Slamming Muff

The art of plowing through poon like a bull in a marching band

Did you hear Jimmy screwed Kelly right after he broke up with Sandra? Man that guy has really been slamming muff lately

by Bantha Fodder March 12, 2011

Mangy Muff

An old, hairy vagina marked by well worn usage and sporadic bald spotting of the pubic hair.

Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

stinky muff

an abnormally putrid smelling vagina, usually on a woman who tends to “get around”

can also be used in a sports setting, used to berate and antagonize a referee

Hocking: “Hey ref, I heard your wife has a stinky muff!”

Trudell: “Hey, knock it off with the stinky butts!”

by Jimbo19 March 25, 2019

E muff

An English muffin

Yo can I get a bacon egg and cheese E muff?

by Nerd brigade June 14, 2018