midlands

The UK's purgatory. Sweet F all actually happens there and it is home to one of the most irritating accents in the British Isles. Worse than hell because at least hell has pain, the midlands have no emotion, style or climate. The midlands are inhabited by a group of Southern wannabes who hate the North due to jealousy of it's beauty and the South due to jealousy of it's food.

When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.

Oh scrote, we're in the midlands.

Fancy some rat poison

Sure

by Bingleberries August 30, 2010

MILF

monkey in a little flannel

bob: "Dude i just saw a MILF"
bobert: "Yea rob's mom is pretty hot"
bob: "no you cock a monkey in a little flannel

by hateta October 21, 2010

midf

Like the fore mentioned milf , this word originates from those who like the older generation meaning "mum i did fuck"

Oh you know that milf well she is now a midf

by Nick T October 14, 2004

Midfuck

having sex with someone in their middle, A.K.A belly button. You need to have a deep belly button to midfuck.

1- Hey man i totally midfucked that chick last night!
2- i believe it. i lost my keys in her belly button last saturday.

by Uberzanoobzer April 13, 2011

milf'n

1(v.) to pursue older women for sexual liasons 2(n.) a sexual experiance involving a younger man and and older woman

v) "Dude, Bon Jovi is in town this weekend. Let's get tickets and go milf'n."
n) "Let's go buy your Mom's friends some drinks and see what happens. I could use a good milf'n."

by x10leah27x August 28, 2011

milf

Mother I'd Like To Fuck

Damn Kassandra is milf. I'd make her the mother of my child any day.

by secretonelol November 24, 2014

MILF

Acronym for "Man I Love Fishing"

Wow she's a nice MILF

by Handlrvbsdfvmilf May 4, 2016