jesu maria santisima ni mameo

Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.

Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!

by rolan2 August 6, 2008

Big Maria

A shit so enormous it fills an entire toilet bowl.

My tummy is rumbling, I think I might have to take a Big Maria.

by DV78 February 7, 2009

Ave Maria

Ave Maria (Latin) is a traditional Catholic prayer asking for the intercession of the Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus. The prayer is also used by the Eastern Orthodox and Oriental Orthodox as well as by many other groups within the Catholic tradition of Christianity including Independent Catholics, and Old Catholics. Some Protestant denominations, such as Lutherans, also make use of the prayer.

Ave Maria, grátia pléna, Dóminus técum. Benedícta tu in muliéribus, et benedíctus frúctus véntris túi, Iésus.
Sáncta María, Máter Déi, óra pro nóbis peccatóribus, nunc et in hóra mórtis nóstrae. Ámen.

by Rissiepooh Da 80z baby September 26, 2009

Not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”

Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

Clueless Maria

Clueless Maria is a very common thing. It happens quite frequently. It’s whenever Maria is being clueless. For an example: taking things literally, not understanding basic knowledge, and just being a Maria.

Holland: There’s a scene in this film where audiences will feel like they’ve been punched in the face.

Clueless Maria: Wow so like we are going to feel a punch ??!!?

by Kaela🥰 May 26, 2019

Anna Maria

Anna Maria is the hottest bitch you've ever seen.She has brown hair and brown eyes and big lips.She's kinds short but it's cute.She is literally every ones dream girl.She mostly dates guys named George,Jim and sometimes Nikolas.Even though every guy wants her she is probably crushing over a guy for like one year rn.Anna Maria is usually a kind person and every body likes her but some times she can be a bitch to someone she doesn't like.Last but not least she is addicted to tik tok and dances every 5 seconds.

-Bruh this girl is hot af!What's her name?
-Anna Maria
-Of course it is Anna Maria.Every hot girl is named that.

by uraverageh0e June 28, 2020

Dulce Maria

Dulce Maria is a very beautiful and talented Mexican Soap Opera Actress in Rebelde and Singer in her band RBD

Dulce Maria is so hot and talented hopefully she never sells out.

by Sholom22 February 9, 2006