Lien Mondray

Just someone you can lean on, A good friend and a beautiful person who has a golden heart. He/she has an ability to make you feel comfortable just by talking. He/she is broken because of the people who left after his/her life went haywired. But, despite of everything he/she will rise and will always win in the end.

Oh! You sound like a Lien Mondray.

by EzJe June 8, 2021

case of mondays

You're having bad luck/bad day.

Dude my day is going to shit!
It seems like you have a case of mondays

by I_Fcked_Ya_Mums_Pssy December 21, 2015

super bowl monday syndrome

Headache and diarrhea, coupled with feelings of elation or regret.

Why isn't Troy at his desk?

He's in the shitter with Super Bowl Monday Syndrome.

by ketoneus February 6, 2017

I don't like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
Her mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen
Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
Down, down, shoot it all down
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
And school's out early and soon we be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys

And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh?
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down

by WorseThanHitler March 22, 2021

surviving monday

an awesome band that is kick ass and should be on MTV2 soon!!!

Woah that was a sweet surviving monday show.
those guys in surviving monday are super sexy!

by Coley-the friend of sibbie- January 27, 2004

Mexican Monday

Verb. - The act of pooping in a taco shell and feeding it to your sexual partner while doing them from behind.

Diera Mayhew gave her GF a Mexican Monday. But she messed up and called it the stinky chalupa.

Michael is a bitch.

by Zach and Chad February 23, 2009

monday arvo mix-up

A radio show on Launceston College radio station LCFM 87.8. It is presented by Alex Crowden and Josh Giblin live from the LCFM studio every monday afternoon from 3:40 - 5pm. It consists of mostly new rock music.

"I'm just going to tune into the Monday Arvo Mix-Up this afternoon."

by Alexander Crowden February 10, 2007