mlem

The sound you make when you pretend to want to kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend but licks Them instead.

"Did you just mlem me?"

by Sunros3 December 21, 2015

mlic

my life is crap

shit, today sucked. MLIC!

by lyyy$ May 24, 2009

F.M.L.

Stands for Fuck My Like, a variation of the standard 'Fuck My Life'.
This happens when someone is one of the first people to 'Like' a Facebook status. When they go away a huge conversation happens as comments as the status. When they return, they find that their email inbox has been flooded with notifications from all the people who replied, having the recepient of such emails regret ever 'Liking' the status to begin with.

I noticed that Simon was going on a trip to Spain on Facebook so I clicked 'Like' then went to work. When I came back, there were like 70 emails in my inbox just from people replying and having a big converation. F.M.L..

by subatomicpotato May 23, 2010

MLS

Major League Stoner: A person very experienced in the usage. or smoking of marijuana, or someone who has smoked weed for a long period of time becoming an a master/expert on subjects regarding marijuana , such as potency and strains, as well as market pricing and other such subjects related to marijuana, and its use.

My friends is a MLS ,a major league stoner, he smokes all day everyday. You need to know something about weed you go to him, he's an expert.

by PhillyAppleKY August 10, 2010

mlar

Aknowledgement that a statement is particulary insightful or profound in it's precision or clarity.

"Some people have a lot of difficulty communication clearly."
"mlar"

by vinnie April 10, 2004

MLG

Short for Major League Gaming, a place where the nerds of the world can become even bigger nerds.

Jim: I just became an MLG Pro!
Bob: And you wonder why you lost your girlfriend.

by RySwaggasaurus February 6, 2015

MLK

A misspelling of the word milk

PERSON ONE: Do you want some mlk?
PERSON TWO: What's mlk?
PERSON ONE: Shit I meant milk.

by Maki May 3, 2018