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Meatbond

When one gay is so attracted to another male friend he follows him every where he goes and tries holding his hand.
Jared has a Meatbond with Josh.
by Alex (AKA) Splinter May 17, 2006
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meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.
I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.
by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008
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Meatbelt

1. A meatbelt is when the seatbelt of a car has been previously worn by an immensly large sweating person thus making the belt greasy and resembling a large slab of meat or Meatbelt.

2. When a chain of sausages has a defect in the linkage parts so making it appear that the sausage chain is in effect a belt that is made of meat. Meatbelt
dude check out the meatbelt in that car!!!
by ollie Jones & Jimpow May 23, 2008
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meat bump

When a man's pants are so tight that you can see the outlining of his penis
A man is squatting and you can see how big or small his penis is aka meat bump
by tito8900 June 2, 2009
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meat harmonica

a vagina, specifically referring to the vagina lips region (a.k.a. her meat sheets)
by shelc May 22, 2010
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meat silo

I took that broad home and jammed my meat silo up her snatch
by BERKingOff December 5, 2010
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Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

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Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.
by What a preposterous idea?! October 24, 2010
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